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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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Yanking your leash

Similar to "keep on a short leash". Yanking someone's leash means to verbally admonish them, usually constantly and for things that don't warrant it. Often done until the person whose leash is being yanked stops acting or talking a certain way and loses a part of what made them themselves. This is often associated with a controlling relationship.

Derived from the concept of pulling on a dogs leash when he tries to go somewhere or do something that the owner doesn't approve of.

See also: Pussy whipped

Not to be confused with: Yanking your chain
Husband: *innocent joke*

Wife: Do you always have to do this? You are humiliating me, you're so insensitive, that joke was not okayandblablablablablablabla

Husband: I'm sorry, dear.

Husband's friend: Damn bro, she's really yanking your leash!
by Asmartfella May 13, 2024
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gringo yank

The strongest most Supreme swear word to call anybody.
Phil: "you're gay"
Jake: "well you're a gringo yank
Phil: *flings back like an anime protagonist getting hit by an antagonist but instead of getting up and rushing back to fight, fucking dies*
by Silly anaconda November 15, 2020
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Yank weave

The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16
Whoa I wanna yank that weave out of her head. Today is national yank weave day.
by chill_daniela May 26, 2018
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Yank

Person 1: someone break in my house they finna get hit with the yank fuck around imma stab yo ass
by Pooftheboof July 25, 2020
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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
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you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
by taylor hook December 14, 2013
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