wrankles

When your ankles are as small as your wrists.

Yo dawg, my wrists are as big as your ankles... they are more like wrankles!

by Omar April 21, 2005

Wrangler

A man who cannot get fully hard but still attemps to fuck like a stalion. More often than not "wrangler" will be in his early to mid 40's and normally found at a bar trying to pick up 20 something women and throwing his tab around like a football.

I got drunk at the local pub, met a guy, thought he was taking me home to fuck and I got wrangled instead.

by flounder May 30, 2005

wranger

A person (usually with red/orange hair) who makes you want to vomit at the sight of them.

Check out that flaming wranger over there!

by L0ggs July 3, 2006

Atomic Wrangler

You know ass-less chaps? Well how about strappin' on a pair of dick-less Wranglers as well as a girl who ain't afraid to scream "YEEHAWW!" while she gives you the ride of your life. Bomb that pussy.

Hot babe - "Whoo cowboy, my vagina hurts so bad!"
Wrangler wearin' dude - "That's cuz I bombed that pussy with an Atomic Wrangler!"

by Professor CuddleBottoms October 27, 2010

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003

Data Wrangler

A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.

The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?

by javaman May 12, 2004

wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.

Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm

by jingle joy August 14, 2009