Cursive Writing

The only way known to mankind to write in gibberish

No wonder you got an F on every test

"Cursive writing, another form of pure, insufferable pain"

by AVeryNiceGuy July 18, 2023

injury waiting to happen

Injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face

by Louwie May 4, 2024

Snow-Writing

Using You Hand To Write Or Draw Something On The Ground Or Grass.

Ex: “I Hate Niggas” Is Used In Snow-Writing

by 21jay February 3, 2025

Vibe Writing

vibe-writing /vīb-rī-tiNG/
noun
The art of pretending you wrote something when you actually just fed prompts to ChatGPT while nodding pensively at your laptop in Starbucks. Primarily practiced by "content creators" who describe themselves as "thought leaders" despite having never had an original thought.

"Chad finished his 'groundbreaking' LinkedIn article in 15 minutes through vibe writing, then spent two hours crafting a post about how he 'poured his soul' into creating it."

Often involves staring meaningfully into the distance between prompt refinements while wearing unnecessary glasses and performing vigorous yet performative editing on text that an AI wrote for you. Practitioners claim they're "directing the AI's creative energy" the same way someone who orders DoorDash claims they "prepared dinner."

by robtyyz March 12, 2025

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016