A willy wonka

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.

My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs

by hoe inn May 28, 2009

wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate

"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"

by Cristos April 26, 2006

Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.

That ho just wonked at me

by Skinnybiscuit120 February 7, 2018

Wonkie

Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.

If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.

by Benanahead May 23, 2018

Tonka Wonka

A non-specific term that can apply to nearly any foreign leader of any race or ethnicity.

"Who's that asshole in Korea again?"
"Oh, man, Tonka Wonka or whatever?"
"Yeah."

by Anarch Patriarch October 23, 2008

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

Wook

REAL - Contrary to the popular belief, and this is confirmed by NPR News and Mike Sager of CA Sunday Magazine, who wrote an article about 'wooks' and 'wook' culture, 'wook' is NOT synonymous with hippie nor does it refer to anyone outside of the cannabis community. While there is a strong association with cannabis use, specifically dabbing or hash oil consumption, the term is not extended to those who participate in alternative drug use, such as hallucinogenics and opiates, nor to those who lead "hipppie" or "bohemian" lifestyles. These people are referred to as "hippies." And "bohemians." While a 'wook' can be a bohemian/hippie, a bohemian/hippie is not a 'wook.' Much like a square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square. The term 'wook' originates from the Lucasfilms Trademark, "Wookie," describing its intended recipients as hairy, wooly, tattooed, and/or often dirty, grimy, or unshaven. There is also an artisanal or connoisseurial association with the term, often siting those labeled as 'wooks' to be snobbish/pretentious regarding the quality of hash oil they are producing or consuming. While this term can be used derogatorily, those who identify themselves as 'wooks' treat it more as a term of endearment or cultural recognition. In the most basic terms, a 'wook' is an oil-head in the cannabis culture who generally places an over-dramatized significance on the quality of the oil they are producing/consuming. Again, these people are not to be confused with hippies.

- "Yea..... I mean, your oil looks ok or whatever but it doesn't have the refined glow of a perfectly blasted sheet of fine golden shatter...."
- "What a wook...."

by GrowMeister June 20, 2015