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Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
by elkenstein June 27, 2019
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Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009
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Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.
Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!
by Kalvinater January 15, 2019
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Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water
“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”
by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022
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Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.
Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!
by TheBunyip October 10, 2016
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Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!
Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!
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wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.
Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...
by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016
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