willocky wollocky

When something isn't quite straight

Oh for Christ sake, I've parked the car willocky wollocky again.

by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016

willskii

A G

Willskii:
The one who keeps it one hundred

by Willskii December 19, 2016

willowhare

A very sexy girl normally mix race who goes on ends at 10 o'clock at night even tho she is 14 she also a sket who get ducked down by someone called Lenny or munashe . She also normally has a very ugly brother called Saul who is a nonce

Look at that sort she is definitely a willowhare

by Roadisjxhshsh July 27, 2017

willoweeve

a white girl with a starbucks,a small dog and a Gucci handbag

shes is a huge willoweeve

by alltheusernamesweretakensoyeah August 2, 2017

WILLSKI215

A Young Pissy Boi Who Is Secretly A Catta But Covers It Up.

Boy:Man Johnny Is Such A WILLSKI215, He Won’t Admit He Is Gay
Girl:I Know, Why Won’t He Just Come Out And Stop Hiding

by Big Heim December 28, 2017

willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame

This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there

by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018

willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

by Shellsnell May 3, 2018