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wide open 

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.
Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.
wide open by Marty Dosh January 14, 2008
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potato wedges 

A camel toe or vagina.
Hey, check out that milf's potato wedges.

widescreen

An aspect ratio designed to accomodate the enlarging waistline of America.
He was so fat he filled up the frame, so we had to switch to widescreen.
widescreen by Biggie Biggie Biggie November 2, 2005
widgetry |ˈwijit trē|
noun -informal-

1.) the mystical powers that embedding an icon "widget" into one's website encoding beholds. used as a convenience for the user audience and benefits the website by triggering a clicking preference, decreasing 'page bounce' due to boring word links.

(not to be confused with a "witch who is a midget")
Did you see the widgetry madness of Tweet & Like buttons all over every website page? I swear, everyone's a click-a-holic!
widgetry by digitalsweet June 13, 2011

widgetized 

To be full of widgets.
According to Joe, your dashboard can be widgetized to your liking.
widgetized by mnaertyre October 15, 2018

chicken widgets 

mis-shapen chicken nuggets at the chinese buffet dipped in duck sauce
We ate chicken widgets at the Hard Wok buffet.

Wonder Widget 

an individual demonstrating high levels of ironic stupidity, typically associated with AGE. eg; GMOgreKing, aeriaKs1lent, and or SupermanOX
the "Wonder Widget" Ks1lent lacks any semblance of management skills while demonstrating child like behavior.
Wonder Widget by Countchugula December 21, 2009