Dan wells

Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis

That gay man isn’t as gay as dan wells

by Oozzawooza August 7, 2019

Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.

"Well, Congratulations! Thats lovely news!"

by Krkič February 14, 2019

Fake well

It’s when a stupid ass person buys a fake well it looks like a well but have no fucking water in it

“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”

“Why did she do that”

“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”

by Bdsmbaby March 11, 2019

Dominic Wells

Dominic wells is awesome and funny and hot, very very hot I miss him in my pe class.

Wow look at Dominic Wells being so hot and cool.

by stop it please now i beg December 14, 2022

Well Pollished

1)When one is just the right amount of being fucked up.

2) The stage inbetween being buzzed and blacked out.

Man i was well pollished last night

Lets get well pollished then slay some dragons

by eadiot October 6, 2009

Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 4, 2023

Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.

Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021