you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

by polock dan January 17, 2004

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

by WavedBrute July 21, 2011

that was a close one

It means, almost.

is an english saying. If you are CLOSE to getting caught by someone or hit by something but you don't actually get hit or caught you say "that was a close one" so if someone threw a ball at you and it was about to hit you but it didn't and you dodged it you would then use the term "that was a close one"

by Galuzzina September 20, 2016

Before it was cool

The catch phrase of many young hipsters used to show off their ''independence''

I liked EDM before it was cool

by UrbanDictionary123543 June 15, 2016

Jesus was a liberal

A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.

Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.

Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".

"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"

"No, I guess not."

by Reasoner August 27, 2006

. • ﾟ . . . . . ඞ . • • ﾟ Red was not An Impostor. . ' 1 Impostor remains ﾟ . . , . .

OMG REDD SOOO SUSSS!! 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 GET EJECTED LOOOOOOL

. • ﾟ . . . . . ඞ . • • ﾟ Red was not An Impostor. . ' 1 Impostor remains ﾟ . . , . . WHEN IMPOSTOR SUSUSUSUSSU HAAAHA

by Nice182645 May 11, 2021