vacuum startchulator

A commonly used auto parts tool used to fix issues ranging from common to uncommon. When no other tool will get the job done this one will.

Jim’s friend states that if he used his vacuum startchulator to maintain his starter he would need to go to the auto parts store.

by FP5 December 28, 2023

Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.

Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...

by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021

Vacuum

A cleaning machine that sucks everything off of your messy floor and seemingly teleports it to another demension, at least until you have to empty it.
2. The most effective method of surprise for your household pet.

Man, how did your vacuum teleport everything on your floor to another dimension?

by Moocow51 August 22, 2017

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

by Darmonanic October 16, 2020

Nose vacuum

When someone sucks snot and boogers out of your nose while you are sitting down.

Can you please nose vacuum me for a video?

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024

vacuumed bull

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.

"Did you see that vacuumed bull in the locker room...? Jesus, It looked bigger than my forearm!"

by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019