Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.

Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac February 01, 2024

Resource Vacuum

A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.

SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023

Nose vacuum

When someone sucks snot and boogers out of your nose while you are sitting down.

Can you please nose vacuum me for a video?

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024

Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.

Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...

by PabloDeNoches February 28, 2021

devil's vacuum

a terminology that is used to reference a blowjob

"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"

by devilsvacuum June 27, 2022