The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

UNITEAM

UNITEAM

Proper name: Unithieves.

UNITEAM is a coalition of corrupt politicians in the Philippines. Bongbong Marcos leads this group along with Inday Sara Duterte.

There have also been reports claiming that a lot of phones and wallets are being marcosed at UNITEAM rallies.

Ayoko sa UNITEAM rally. Narinig ko na maraming cellphones at wallets ang namamarcos. (I don't want to attend a UNITEAM rally. I hear stories where a lot of cellphones and wallets are being stolen.)

by cpau17 April 17, 2022

The United Holy Church of Santa

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008

z-unit

Anti-zombie militia in case of a zombie apocalypse.

when the zombie apocalypse occurs, you better be in the z-unit.

by petardthegreat June 23, 2009

p unit

parental unit, consisting of a mother and father figure

"meet me at the pub"
"ok i'l just check with the p unit"

by Sarah&Nic July 4, 2005

P-Unit

A rather large or muscley human being, with strength more than the average unit.

Woah! That guy is a P-UNIT!!

by Deedoid February 3, 2017

United States

Founded on July 4, 1776, the United States is the 4th largest country in the world and has around 310 million people living in it. Although it is a western nation founded by European countries, Native Americans have been living in it for thousands of years. Because of the western world's superior technology (similar to that of a 1950's science fiction where aliens conquer earth) and diseases, the Native American people faced genocide. Although the United States has high development and is a wealthy country, other nations criticize the United States because they view US citizens as fat and lazy, when most are hardworking and honest people. Although the US has many freedoms, this has lead to semi-literate partially insane morons abuse the power to create prejudice groups such as the WBC. Another flaw would indicate that people in the United States are starting lack integrity and intelligence as time progresses. Although there are still many intelligent people, it is partially true considering the fact that lower apes have been involved in politics multiple times.

Welcome to the United States, population 311,714,418

by Jag140 July 8, 2011