Ugly Hour

When you're out drinking and it's time for the clubs to close. The fluorescent lights (ugly lights)come on, and feverish attempts are made to hide oneself in the midst of their harsh white glow. You realise that the Hottie you have been making out with in a dark corner with is glaringly unattractive, but you realise even more so that after 8 hours of drinking, you look like utter shit- it's Ugly Hour.

Girl 1: You look like shit. What time did you make it home this morning?
Girl 2: Oh, when the club was about to close I decided I'd had enough...
Girl 1: You're were out till Ugly Hour?
Girl 2: Yes, and it was indeed very ugly...

by pamm-o April 28, 2007

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ugly elephant

The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone.

For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.

by Larry Bittigary, III April 13, 2008

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Ugly Penis

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Logan Paul has such an ugly penis

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dingo ugly

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dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)

a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*

by Flinchey September 02, 2006

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Ugly but cute

A girl that is not all that attractive to look at but when you get speaking to her you realise she is really quite cute as a person and you wanna lick her shitter like an apple fritter because of this.

Hey I heard Dan settled down with an ugly but cute girl

by Sudoyon February 16, 2017

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