park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.

If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

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saber-toothed tiger

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

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tigerheat

a gay club in hollywood only on thursday nights that does not card. full of underaged teens. straight girls go with their gay friends, and straight guys go to get the girls.

hey its thursday, who's going to tigerheat?

by ferris bueller December 9, 2008

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Bengal Tiger

a very sexy and powerful tiger

oh my god that tiger is so sexy........i want it to fuck meeeeee

by Matt Hill May 13, 2005

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Tigers Face

The pattern of excrement usual found splattered on the rear of a toilet or even in your pants. The explosion marks normally left when a bowl movement leaves your anus at high velocity, leaving stripes across the said toilet or underpants.

“Holey Moley Matt, looks like you have a Tigers face in your Boxers”

"My god Mike, someone has left a tigers face in the Bog"

by Baron Rouge February 19, 2009

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