flaming twinkie

When a male rubs icy hot on his penis and ejaculates when his dick starts to burn.

John sure loves to put icy hot on his dick and have a flaming twinkie.

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017

flaming twinkie

When a guy lights his penis on fire right before ejaculation.

Last night, Carl wanted me to light his dick on fire for a flaming Twinkie.

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 18, 2017

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

Twinkie Peeper

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.

Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.

Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.

Or what you call your Professor behind his back.

Dear Diary,

Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.

by Booty signer April 11, 2011

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019