Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
by The Gerk July 13, 2010
 Get the Sweaty trumpetmug.
Get the Sweaty trumpetmug. Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017
 Get the tarnished trumpetmug.
Get the tarnished trumpetmug. by jayareaye April 16, 2014
 Get the Gooey Trumpetmug.
Get the Gooey Trumpetmug. by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017
 Get the trumpet fumblemug.
Get the trumpet fumblemug. by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022
 Get the pulling a trumpetmug.
Get the pulling a trumpetmug. The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017
 Get the 1st trumpetmug.
Get the 1st trumpetmug. The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
by Ragnar boulderfist  June 7, 2016
 Get the Spanish trumpetmug.
Get the Spanish trumpetmug.