Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.

by The Gerk July 13, 2010

tarnished trumpet

Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.

You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.

by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017

Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye April 16, 2014

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

pulling a trumpet

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.

Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.

by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022

1st trumpet

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.

"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".

by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016