Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

tromboner

a tromboner is a boner that a male gets while in band class. it could also be used as a pun.

“bro, you should’ve seen this girl i saw in band class the other day! she gave me a full on tromboner!”

by ColdpizzaCardboardcastles August 12, 2018

spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body

Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night

by Loser Romney May 1, 2014

Trombone

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.

Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"

by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025

Trombone Man

If you fuck with an Trombone.

mom: How was the Trombone Lesson Today
me: It was Fun, Today we learned the: Trombone Man

by TrombonMan December 17, 2016

Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited

"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"

by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023

Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022