Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner

Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.

by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 5, 2019

Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend

Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.

by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass

Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day

by Baggenesse March 5, 2015

Trombone Man

If you fuck with an Trombone.

mom: How was the Trombone Lesson Today
me: It was Fun, Today we learned the: Trombone Man

by TrombonMan December 17, 2016

Trombone

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.

Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"

by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025