trees

a slang for marijuana, weed, etc.

p1: hey bro you got any trees

p2: yeah bro I got some good shit

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

by ganja g October 28, 2010

Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

treeskirt

Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons.

Jim couldn't make it tonight, fellas. He had to walk the dog. What a treeskirt!

by Jim Highfield April 19, 2004

treestand

a deer stand on a tree. used for deer hunting, by rednecks and southerners from arkansas.

I killed a 12 point buck from my treestand this morning.

by Arkansas_Redneck March 18, 2009

Doggie Treats

This is when a guy and a girl are in the doggy position and the girl has a lower back tattoo, or definition 21 of an Ass Hat. The guy will pull out prior to finishing to skeet onto the womans tattoo. There for giving the doggie treats.

Male Friend 1 - Did you go out with Veronica last night?
Male Friend 2 - Yea, we went for dinner and ended up back at her place.
Male Friend 1 - I heard she has a lower back tattoo, did you get a chance to see her ass hat?
Male Friend 2 - O yea. Let's just say I left some doggie treats before I went home.

by Ghetto Fabulous Wanksta February 13, 2006

Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022