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Go and play with the traffic

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.
by MIKE 44 June 1, 2009
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crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.
Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"
by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007
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slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.
"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."
by DankDread September 28, 2020
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traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.
"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."
by Scarecrow7 January 13, 2008
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traffic whore

When a group of websites, similar in content or subject, all repeat the same information to get more traffic on their pages.

Usually this arrives to the point that articles are ripped from the related sites' pages and distributed on other related sites without acknowledging which site published the article first.
The most common case is the riping of memes, images, and vidoes for the same purpose.

In context:
Digg, Youtube, and Ebaums World circulate the same content, often leading to fanboy debates on irc, forums, or image boards about which site is better.
Ebaums is such a traffic whore. They put up the same video right after Youtube.
by Rinji_HalfElf May 10, 2008
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traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple
God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.
by trigger mikes March 30, 2010
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Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready
Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard
by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015
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