Total Filth

1. That immense explosion of unwanted excrement that shreds your ass to the next dimension.

2. The act of familiarizing oneself with every conceivable technique for avoiding unwanted excrement in the trousers.

3. People that are accused of avoiding daily cleansing on a regular basis, whether it be true or not.
1. Jim: "How are you doing after that total filth?"
Bob: "Not good, my organs keep trying to spill through it."
Jim: "Can't you go to a doctor?"
Bob: "No, My ass is ratchet."

3. Bob: "Hey guys, I found a deal that will get you Bioshock 1, 2, and infinite for $15"
Andy: "Ew. You're total filth, get outta here."
by TotalFilth November 26, 2013
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Totally CP

An able bodied person impersonating knowingly or not a spastic or for something thats gone totally fucked up
It's totally CP dude

There totally CP dude
by Pye November 04, 2003
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Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.
I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby
by lambtron August 22, 2017
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total wangage

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.

#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"
by Overlord March 25, 2003
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Totally not gay

Something that you and your bro just “do”
Yo, so I fingered my bro and that’s totally not gay.
My bro bought me McDonalds so I had to pleasure in a totally not gay way.
by Andrew 333 November 16, 2018
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total bullshitter

Donald Trump, Ted Cruze, Marco Rubio, and the like
When I think of total bullshitter, republican candidates come to mind...
by Donkey jizz 2016 February 15, 2016
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Totally legit

Probably not legit and the person saying it is probably high
Stewardist “Dude it’s like totally legit
Passenger “Are you sure I looks like the plane engine is smoking”
Stewardist “Nah man legit airlines is totally like ,legit”
by 88th_lemon May 10, 2018
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