won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose

While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.

by Linderdizzle March 6, 2020

race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.

Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.

by frattttttboi September 8, 2016

Tons

Females genital

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad

by Gas_log February 13, 2021

Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.

"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"

by ThatOan August 17, 2023

MC ton

A nice company made by amogus

I work at MC ton

by Sisiejis October 21, 2022

tonned-up

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.

She lost a shit-ton of weight.

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016