Tommy-Kelly Entanglement

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011

Tommie Network

Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.

It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM

Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"

Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."

by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

Tommy Lee

A skinny but hot mf'er that is from a band from a 80s filled with even more skinny, but hot dudes called Mötley Crüe. You can tune into their music when you are supposed to be doing homework, but want to listen to some beautiful heavy metal from the 1980s. (not to mention, he has brown, almost balck hair, making him even better!)

Girl1: Hey, ya wanna watch this video multiple times just to see Tommy Lee about 3 times?!
Girl2: Heck yeah!

by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020

Tommy

Someone who loves the SEND. A guy who lives for the weekend.

This dude just drank a liter of vodka and smoked 4 bowls and is crossed like a crossword puzzle. He's screaming Rowley at the top of his lungs and acting like Joe Biden's son after he snorted a line of Russian coke. What an absolute Tommy.

by kenny chezney March 23, 2022

Tommy winkler

To explode your toilet

Dude 1: yo I bout taco bell. 20 minutes later. Dude 2: omg I need to go to the bathroom before I tommy winkler

by Toney is da best July 21, 2023

pulling a tommy c

When one or more bros continuously decides to ditch/ exclude/ not hang out with his fellow bros because he rather hang out with his girlfriend or when a bro makes plans with his girlfriend all the time and leaves no time for his fellow bros or when a bro decides not to hang out with his bros because he made plans with his girlfriend that conflict with a brocasion. This is especially bad when the bro pulling a tommy c does not make up for missed time with his bros. This can also be mistaken for the bro code rule "~bros before hoes~" but it may not be the case if the bro's girlfriend is not a hoe.

Resulting in the bro rarely ever hanging out with his fellow bros.

Example1
Bro1: hey bro wanna go hang out with other bros today?
Bro2(the bro pulling a tommy c): nah man I'd rather go hangout with my girlfriend.
Bro1: tomorrow then?
Bro2: nope, busy with her then too

Example 2
Bro1: hey bro wanna go hang out with other bros today?
Bro2(the bro pulling a tommy c):sorry can't man already made plans with my girlfriend

by A bro October 13, 2012

Tommy Pancakes

Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).

I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes

by Dan September 29, 2004