The act of jerking off into a condom, cumming, squeezing the semen out into a cup of Coke and Jack, then drinking it.
by NeonJackie December 2, 2024
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Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.
by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025
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Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
by rntrovert January 10, 2018
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Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
Person 2: fuck off
Person 1: you wanna go
Person 2: how about you suck my tooter
Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted
by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018
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