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Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.
Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.
by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022
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Josh

The best friend you’ll ever get, the friendliest guy you’ll ever meet, the smartest guy in the class, the greatest guy you’ll ever meet.
Josh is the greatest!
by General27 September 3, 2019
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Josh

A person who needs to be reminded to drink water. Also shares conservative content to close friends but is openly liberal.
Oh... Father Josh... Please sip-eth this holy water
by SSLC Topper October 31, 2020
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Josh

Josh is an utterly sassy bitch. Danger arises when his nostril flares and he can easily go full josh if threatened. He will boost your confidence like cocaine could never and is unconditionally loyal. Everyone who meets josh can’t help but love him because in his own word he’s potentially gorgeous and he can’t be described as anything less than hilarious. He’s either aggressively socialable or in a form which could be described as selected exstinction for a month.
Josh ripped a new hole in his art teacher for some unhelpful comments
by Gingerchinchilla February 21, 2019
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Josh

He got a big dick and he know how to use it
by poepoepoe January 11, 2018
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Josh

A simp he will drop you and betray you for some choochie.
All thought he can be an awesome friend juts be careful
Hey did you see josh,

Oh no he's simping again
by Littleburnb February 24, 2020
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Josh

Hot guys that vapes a lot but it's very sick. He says the funniest things and is a very open person. Can pull out of town bitches and steal them from his friends. He's a total babe and sav.
Omg did you see josh he looked so hot with his vape the other day
by Kaitlynvamato December 1, 2016
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