Timmer

Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.

"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"

You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"

by HandsomeEd December 2, 2010

small times

1. Your childhood, a time when you were "small".

2. A period of time where nothing much happens, life is pretty dull and you don't do anything noteworthy or of interest to anyone, barely even yourself.

3. An event or situation that is uninteresting and bores you, or is unimpressive. A matter which isn't worth your time.

1. "Me an' Chris have been friends since small times."

2. "It sure has been small times 'round here since all my friends started going to college."

3. "Man am I ever glad to be out of there, that show was small times."

by BrokeAccount December 28, 2005

Hard Times

Hard Times is a book written by a man called Charles Dickens, the name HARD times, COKETOWN and Charles DICKENS is just asking for trouble, the story is made to look intelegent by adding loads of complex relations, which actually are worth total crap, and are of no importance what-so-ever. It may contain some hot bitches but that's about all your going to find while wading through the crap that is the other 99% of the book. The best part of it is, it's given to teenage kids in school.

"I bet Dickens had some Hard times"

"Dude, how funny is the word HARD"

by Switch November 2, 2004

2 times p2

the twins premium pussy formula

Go ask the 2 times p2 for some help with your geometry

by T D S April 10, 2003

TimeShock

The frenzied state of being when one realizes that they're running late for any given event or destination. A sudden frantic, worried, and anxious burst of energy in reaction to a lapse in time. A person who hurries without notice.

She looked at the clock and the next thing I know timeshock took over her as she sped out of the house.

by Intune2U November 27, 2011

Timmso

Verb: To timmso

To engage in sexual intercourse for one solitary dip. ie after immediately entering, remove and call it a night.

I timmso'd a right munter last night.

She was so fit, I couldn't help but timmso

by Vincent Todger November 5, 2013

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015