Woman: I'm leaving you.
Man: Oh man.
Woman: There's two types of bad weather.
Man: Oh yeah?
Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS
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Man: Oh man.
Woman: There's two types of bad weather.
Man: Oh yeah?
Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS
Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt
by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009
Get the There's two types of bad weather mug.When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 30, 2016
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A phrase said by Roman, a character that is the embodiment of creativity in the YouTube series Sanders Sides, it is used to express woe and sadness. It was first used in the sanders sides video “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” and is typically a joke among fans of the series
Person one: my grandmother just ate all my crofters jam™️
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
Person two: well you know what they say, there’s no winning on Christmas
by nomyweaknerdarms June 7, 2021
Get the There’s no winning on christmas mug.A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'
by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?
A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the the lights are on, but there's nobody home mug.by Bitsy88 September 3, 2016
Get the noped out of there mug.1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.
1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"
2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"
by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012
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