Thirsty local

A thirsty local is one of those locals that only thinks about getting a boyfriend.

A thirsty local Can be between 11-16 years old (17 it the highest)

A thirsty local is also really annoying and only thinks about her/himself 99.9% of the time.
Person 1: Ugh look at the thirsty local over there, she’s just setting there on Omegle with her other local friends, trying to get guys on Snapchat and using people to get followers. She really thinks that she’s pretty but that’s just because the guys only can see her face. I mean she might have lost weight but you can really see those ores she eat earlier.

Person 2: ....damn sis.. you snapped.

Person 1: I guess that’s what you get, for being such a thrirsty local.
by LocalHater101 January 31, 2019
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Thirsty Jane

Where a person masturbates to completion into a milkshake and makes someone else drink it.
I took her to Culver’s for dinner and for dessert I made her a thirsty Jane
by Ruben Lucid December 02, 2022
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Thirsty like a fish

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!
by mrevoix May 03, 2021
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Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.
"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"
by TowerLadda71 December 21, 2014
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thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u March 13, 2017
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Thirsty Muncher

A term commonly used to describe being parched while eating. Also a word that is used out of anger when someone does not know what to say.
After eating this dry food, I am a thirsty muncher.
Christian called his friends thirsty munchers out of anger while playing Fortnite.
by SCG.Chriz July 28, 2018
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Thirsty muncher

Someone who is parched from eating
The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.
by ChristianJR2003 July 27, 2018
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