Justice thief

A person who always needs to be correct. The will never accept that they are at fault. The misinterpret situations and view their opinions as the truth.

Faye is being a justice thief right now because she refuses to apologize for leaving the gas cap on the hood of the car which made it blow away. She says it’s okay because she paid for the gas.

by strawberry ice cream November 23, 2021

Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 6, 2023

Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.

Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.

by Pat gently June 7, 2023

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in

Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example

by What’s your handle321 January 24, 2024

Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them

D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief

by Karma gottam October 11, 2021

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021