skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.

Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.

by Your Lawrd Jesus July 3, 2019

Therapy

we all want it. we all need it. not everyone has the money for it.

I need therapy and chicken pot pie.

by *youy're July 3, 2025

The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 25, 2022

Private Therapy Clinic

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

The private therapy clinic is not working

by kimi_lu September 23, 2022

Therapy

baking. baking is therapy

baking is my therapy

by Hephhhaestus April 17, 2022

clit therapy

When the male genitalia head taps on a female's clit causing her to become more aroused and ready for action.

You have to give her a little clit therapy before you start pounding.

by DrFeelGoodPhD July 27, 2023