twinky off

were you put your dick in a twinky and jack off.

if you have a small dick u put it in a twinky and twinky off

by broncoman25 January 23, 2011

Twinkie Twat

A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.

Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.

by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018

twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.

by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017

fat twinkie

Anthony is a midget and is a loner

Anthony is a fat Twinkie

by Fat Twinkie November 25, 2016

stinky twinky

A smelly penis.

She tried to go down on him but he had a stinky twinky.

by Wicked001 January 3, 2015