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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
mugGet the Fuck ton of cummug.

won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose
While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.
by Linderdizzle March 6, 2020
mugGet the won ton feeewiemug.

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
mugGet the One, Ton, or Nonemug.

Ton

A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.
"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"
by ThatOan August 17, 2023
mugGet the Tonmug.

metric mother-of-god ton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
by RoarMc March 28, 2017
mugGet the metric mother-of-god tonmug.

ton pentre

A place in Rhonda Valley. Rough as fuck, no one has a job and the main fashion is Lonsdale London and hugg boots!
Stay away from Ton Pentre you benefit bastard! It's bad enough as it is you bloody wanker!
by S.L.K.J April 9, 2017
mugGet the ton pentremug.

Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton
Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.
mugGet the Bitch tonmug.

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