Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.
God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!
by GinnerRat December 21, 2022
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Rochester Steamer

This act is a regional specific demonstration of affection. This is when an individual craps on their partners chest, then sits on top of the crap and rolls back and forth in a steamer like motion. This must be within 8 hours of consuming a garbage plate. Best results are when pieces of macorni salad are visible.
Wrapping up the night, Karen and Josh went to get a garbage plate. Steamy drunk sex led Karen gifted Josh with the Rochester steamer.
by @Hp30 October 06, 2019
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selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.
I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!
by Dirty Brett February 19, 2022
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wasilla steamer

When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.
-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.

-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.
by Jack_Wagon December 05, 2013
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Canadian Steamer

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
by Wpgman June 03, 2020
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Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual
Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday
by Ceejbuddy March 18, 2016
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nebraska steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.
Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.
by Nubstars September 22, 2013
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