Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Snorkeling

when you’re getting head on the pool steps and she goes for your balls under the water while your erect penis points out of the water

Bro my girl was snorkeling me yesterday in the pool and it was fuckin nutty

by GarbageBag August 9, 2018

Cozumel snorkel

Getting jellied by a baby jellyfish

Chris was cozumel snorkeled at the Tod Motel

by LazyLazyLazy February 24, 2025

Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.

"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"

by Tom Rhondel May 4, 2024

Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022

Sunmaid Snorkel

Stuffing raisins into your partner’s ass hole and sucking them out aggressively until you start choking; your partner jerks you off til you cum and then resuscitates you

Damn I almost died during that sunmaid snorkel but the intensity of the nut I busted was worth it

by WtxClda July 5, 2020

nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.

"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.

by Buttonholekale August 7, 2023