"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022
Get the Pretzel-crossedmug. when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..
the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the portuguese pretzelmug. The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.
by Dick McTugNuts September 4, 2018
Get the Bavarian Pretzelmug. A sex position for professionals.
Here’s how the Pretzel Dip move went: I lay on my right side, and he kneeled down, straddling my right leg. I wrapped my left leg around his torso and thrusted and grinded, and we used our hands to please each other further. We kept eye contact the whole time, dirty talking while tangled up together. Orgasming was easy, and every part of my body felt pleasure.
by Kachinonai April 27, 2024
Get the Pretzel Dipmug. Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
by mtfort February 22, 2018
Get the Eat a pretzelmug. The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
Get the Gibb River Pretzelmug. Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
Get the blue pretzelmug.