Pretzel Stick

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.

Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.

by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Pretzel

where two guys are butt to butt and they reach around to give each others handjobs

Hey bro, do you want to pretzel with me, I really need ot let go.

by WontResist June 4, 2015

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

Gibb River Pretzel

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.

"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"

by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021