shady nips

the police.

"The shady nips are all out tonight so we better drive slow since we're riding dirty."

by shadynipp August 19, 2009

Puffy nips

When a woman's nipples become puffy and round, becoming soft and dry to the touch. This is usually caused by sleepiness, or lack thereof.

"Hey, Anita, your nips look weird."

"Well sure, Hunter, they're puffy nips. I've gotten no sleep cause I was shooting up all night."

"Yikes, Anita."

by Whatsinthebox February 22, 2022

Spare nip

An oriental side ting who doesn’t answer back

“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”

by Joebanana April 01, 2022

nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.

Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!

by SizzT June 15, 2009

Nip tuck

To go through with "plastic surgery" to enlarge ones breast Aka: get a "boob job"

That has to be a nip tuck, they were HUGE!

by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003

cheese nips

Japanese people from Wisconsin.

Look, over there, they must be cheese nips!

by JT88 May 08, 2006

Shiz-Nips

A word commonly used when you notice something has gone wrong. Usually said slowly in a funny voice. Also can be used to call a group of bad people.

1. john- you left your pop corn in the microwave for 20 minutes now...
craig- ohhh Shiz-Nips ....

2. joey- mom, today mikey called me a dufus!
mom- oh honey, mikey's just a silly shiz nip!

by Kiena Reeves October 25, 2009