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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.

(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.

(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.

(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.

(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.

(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!

Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.

(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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The Matrix

A colorguard move executed with teh use of a flag. This was originally created by the Raritan Rockets Colorguard. It is executed correctly by holding your flag at right slam. Lean back until youre parallel to the ground. As you do so, slide your flag until you're holding it only with your right hand by the endcap. Continue to swing the flagaround your body by the endcap.
"DUDE did you see Chelsea and Nikki scare the shit out of RBC that adaptation of The Matrix!?!??!?!???!!"
by NikkiNikkiMyers December 22, 2008
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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.
All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.
by coopergraham November 6, 2023
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matrix lua

the best anti-aim lua script for gamesense, with innovative features and unbeatable mechanisms, matrix lua is truly a work of modern art and should be treated as such.
"How did I miss you again"
"I use matrix lua bro"
by theone3204 December 18, 2021
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