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Michael wire

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame
by Anya phelan April 27, 2023
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Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.
“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”
by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021
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Wires

A slur against animatronics , and people who identify as an animatronic
Ex: “STAY AWAY FROM ME WIRES…!!!!!”
by Mewo June 28, 2025
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White Wires

Cables for apple products.
See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!
by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017
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barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina
I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.
by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010
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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.
The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.
Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.
by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022
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