Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 16, 2023

Concertina Wire

An abbreviation of the quote, it means go and find it yourself, Im not going to help you.

"If it was up your ass in concertina wire, you would know where it is."

by bаls May 16, 2022

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 21, 2023

Copping the wire

Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).

Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.

I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.

by Bbsuperfan1111 September 15, 2022

Wired Vinyl

Wired Vinyl is the best band in the world, it consists of: Frogleeiscool, Vermited (ZionNeon), indigobarber28 (TeWg965) Joe and MrExplosion

Let's listen to wired vinyl, the best band IN THE WORLD

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 22, 2021