Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
Get the ikea shelf buildermug. The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking
by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016
Get the trophy shelfmug. by salami! February 2, 2024
Get the poop shelfmug. by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020
Get the clearing the shelfmug. “Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
Get the shelf boobsmug. The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
Get the Inspection Shelfmug. 