by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016
Get the Service Shelfmug. The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking
by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016
Get the trophy shelfmug. Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.
by BFG42 July 28, 2015
Get the shelf upmug. by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020
Get the clearing the shelfmug. Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
Get the ikea shelf buildermug. A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
Get the Splooge shelfmug. by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
Get the Dad is helping me hang a shelfmug.