Street Swinger

An old man, typically a nursing home escapee, who stands on the streets of urban areas and swings his genitalia from side to side. When confronted by the cops, he usually runs away. A popular trend for the elderly in the South Eastern U.S.

Kid: Mommy what is that old man doing?

Mother: Look away Jimmy, it's a Street Swinger!

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL June 14, 2020

Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.

You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.

by Stumbles17 May 15, 2021

Hill Streeted

When big old fat John Boy is walking home from the bar drunk and falls and hits his head on the asphalt of Hill Street.

When Officer Mike found John Boy lying on the curb of Hill Street with blood all over his face, Officer Mike exclaimed, "Damn John Boy, you got Hill Streeted!!"

by OT-2-B Working March 10, 2010

Street 'Surance

Street 'Surance is health insurance sold to the poorest sectors of American society, often door-to-door. Such policies are often worthless, the payout ratio being notoriously low. Most such companies engaged in this activity operate outside normal perameters and many are straightforwardly illegal. The pejorative use of the word 'Surance' refers to how the word Insurance may be pronounced by low income families, at whom such policies are targeted.

One of the best dramatized examples of Street 'Surance in modern culture is in the Matt Damon/Danny De Vito film 'Rainmaker', based on the novel by John Grisham, in which a young man with terminal cancer dies because the his "insurance policy" will not pay out. Unsurprisingly, the "Insurance company" is merely a Ponzi scheme and has been looted by the proprietor. The film revolves around a court case brought by the posthumous claimant (and his parents).

by The Other Irishman December 19, 2011

Street Midget

A short person who Knows What Time It Is

"The muthafucka was a little guy -- a midget -- so he knew how to talk shit. Havin' been in the streets, he was a Street Midget. He wasn't no Square Midget. He was a Street Midget. He knew some Midget Shit."

Big Herc, "What happens when Midgets Go To Prison?" December 22, 2017

by ZXY&ABC August 14, 2023

Gangin in the streets

When you and your homies are hanging out and you try and have sex with a log.

We were gangin in the streets and Nick got splinters in his dick.

by THEMR.SLIPPYFISTS November 17, 2019

street flossing

when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride

I was street flossing in my Trans Am last night

by Shaun Dizzle January 7, 2008