Silent Swag

A guy with no; and or little swag, but on Facebook or texting has a way of saying things that gets the girl.

"Dude you were so awkward right there!"

"It's all right I got her number, I'll get her with my Silent Swag."

by Schmaltzy September 26, 2011

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silent observer

a creepy ass person who has too much time on their hands that stares and stalks people and makes it very obvious, they don't know they are called silent observer, no one likes them, they come on to girls that obviously arent interested in them

1: "Oh my gosh, watch out, theres silent observer again."
2: "Yeah I know, he always stares at my ass and once he took a picture of it."

by jsdhfui skdfsbn February 24, 2005

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Silent Assassin

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"

Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by El Dr June 08, 2010

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silent ninja

A fart that goes by silently, and everyone but you can smell it.

jon let off a silent ninja.

by El Skeeto April 05, 2007

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silent ruse

a ruse who is the silent one.....thus a silent ruse, who opens his trashy little trampy earth ears,
trashy little trampy earth eyes, and keeps his trashy little trampy MOUTH....CLOSED...
and has a good trashy little trampy little earth HEART, and keeps an OPEN MIND...
communicates in riddles and rhymes..... uses song lyrics to portray his message across---
---Sarah Mclaughlin "Possession"

trashy little trampy soul mind

trashy little trampy earth mind

trashy little trampy (anything)

i was a silent ruse for the vindication process.....

by blthrskt November 26, 2009

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