pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009

pole holster

A fallacious individuals oral cavity.

She just wouldn't be quiet so I told her to shut her pole holster.

by A.H. Hanks February 9, 2014

pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.

Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.

by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019

Pole knocker

A man that likes to smack large penises across his face for sexual pleasure

The man across the street is a pole knocker. You can tell because he always has red marks all over his face.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

George Pole

The tight end for the San Francisco 49ers often to be confused as “George Kittle”…. Once he gets into “The zone” he is widely regarded by those around him as George Pole due to his Humongous genitalia that reveals itself on the bulge of his football pants which is also known as his “Pole”

Oh wow, did you see George Pole put up 23 fantasy points against the Washington football team! Thank god I started him this week

by Girthquake123 November 23, 2021

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Skull Pole

Neck, nape, scruff, collar.

In red rage Mr Holt bellowed at the fuel attendant, “We don’t say petrol, we say GAS you pommy cunt!” while strangling the poor man’s skull pole.

by Noa Lee September 24, 2021