Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023

Reverse Muppet

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.

Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”

by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024

Muppet

Someone who may have done something clumsy - founder WCP

“William banged his knee on the table the muppet “

by MRwilliam December 19, 2021

Muppet Man

A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet

Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.

by Myke658 September 16, 2022

Muppet

A dog or a cat that is adorable AF!!!

Kesher, Kura, and Nutmeg were Muppet!!

by Mintzy Cocoa Puffs April 25, 2021