Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors

She’s a muppet

by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree July 26, 2008

muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.

Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.

by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024

Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.

If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.

by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023

Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

by Eric th' Red April 2, 2009

Dirty Muppet

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.

Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.

by Anthony_H March 21, 2013

The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area

I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me

by Jess baily February 8, 2023