Mongolian death lettuce

A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.

Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.
Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...
by breaststrokermvn February 03, 2010
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limp lettuce

A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."
1:See her over there?
2:Yea?
1:Shes a limp lettuce.
2:gross.
by z_mistro June 24, 2016
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Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.
Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.
by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019
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Shake your lettuce

The action of a girl shaking her vagina when out of toilet paper.

Derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets... in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her vagina.
Girl: I really need to go piss, but there is no toilet paper.
Boy: Just shake your lettuce
Girl: I'd rather wipe my Japs eye
by NickBowwow January 07, 2011
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Skinny little lettuce

A term to use when someone is doing a bad thing and u are jealous of them or in other cases u can use the term skinny little lettuce to show anger and rage. Then people will be confused on what u are saying to them and will laugh like a dinosaur on drugs trying to catch a fly but then fell off a cliff
Guy 1” What in the fucking world”
Guy 2”laughs”
Guy 1 “ Get out of my fucking swamp
Guy 2 “ ooo scary”
Guy 1 “ u skinny little lettuce
by Baby ISSAC January 02, 2021
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white boy lettuce

White Boy Lettuce-

Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.

Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!
She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”
by Your Mum Is V Gay December 02, 2018
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