beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

specific dolphin

Some bad ass manly dolphin, but not any dolphin, A Specific Dolphin.

Trent: Yo that dolphin cool as fuck.

Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!

by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018

Ocean dolphin

A generic dolphin what else did you want?

"Wow look at that ocean dolphin"

by J-jam February 21, 2015

Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022

Dolphin Power

Dolphinpower (dp) is the name a unit of measurement of power, the rate at which work is done particularly in water. The term was adopted with growing demand for marine powered equipment such as PWCs (personal water craft) as it was noted horses are simply useless in aquatic based environments. To compensate for this, many manufactures of marine engines adopted dolphinpower, to further convey accurate velocity of their equipment in and on the water.

Conversions:

0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 1 Horsepower (hp) = 25.75 foot gallons /second
0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 0.29kW

How many dolphin power is your new jet ski?

by Vilhelm Hartley December 5, 2012

Dolphin holing

Occurs when you are sea sick and can’t keep anything down but have to stay awake all night. You then have a friend insert an adderall into your rectum, either lingually, manually, or with a Bridle Buddy.

Stan: “I can’t keep any food down but I don’t want to fall asleep”

Juan: “ it’s ok, I brought the Bridle Buddy, we can hook you up with dolphin holing”

by Swivel mi timbers September 12, 2021