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bench clearing brawl

I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!
by Justthisonce4321234 December 17, 2015
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The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.
"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."
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Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.
"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"
by bench tails February 28, 2025
mugGet the Bench Tailsmug.

Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
mugGet the Bench Hansonmug.

Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing
Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.
by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022
mugGet the Bench Wheelingmug.

stupid bench

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen
Oh Valarie, you’re such a stupid bench.
by stupid bench January 30, 2019
mugGet the stupid benchmug.

Benches

Used in text conversation to indicate you don't have time to reply to a message and are 'benching' it but will come back to it later.
I'm out mate so benches to this, will get back to you later
by Sopohie November 14, 2021
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