bashing-the-bishop

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.

I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.

by Paulpot June 17, 2006

bashing the bishop

hand shandy, wanking, male masturbation

"oh dear Godfrey, look at the arse on that!! I am going straight home to bash he bishop"

by Karawaque July 25, 2003

Basting the Baby

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006

bashed the back out of her

To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap

Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed

by randy randerson November 13, 2009

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

Bashing the Bishop

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

by scodder April 30, 2010