Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 7, 2020

Arse gas

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.

Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper

by kerouacfan March 8, 2011

arse scarf

a sarong, bum scarf

David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.

by Wendizzel September 7, 2011

Bulmers Arse

A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.

I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...

by monsterman16 November 26, 2020

town arse

The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.

Did you go down on that bird last night ?

-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse

by Birchy&Mads March 22, 2021

Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

dick-arse

adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid

1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!

by Drewz July 3, 2006