tender girl

Very young and beautiful woman. Modern version of tenderonie.

My tender girl is so hot she is taking up all of my time and money.

by Rosman February 22, 2015

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Long live the chode

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 11, 2008

Tender

the goalie in hockey.

Man, Marty is a siiick 'tender.

by sexyhockeygal04 February 22, 2010

swinging tenderloin

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When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!

by stonesdano November 5, 2008

Tenner

Slang term for a 10-ounce Budweiser can, the beer of choice on Maryland's Eastern Shore. This hard-to-find size of beer outsells all others in that region.

I went to Baltimore last weekend and ended up drinking Bud Light the whole time. Couldn't wait to get back to Linkwood and have a tenner.

by Bunky P. August 23, 2007

tensure

(ten'-shur)

noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.

"Yes!!! I just won 236.237 pounds of tensure playing a kick-ass number guessing game!!"

by noodlehead December 14, 2004

Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013