shitfiled

Dazed, confused, or otherwise stupified from too much clerical or office work. Variation on the term 'shitfaced'.

"Man, I can't even see you behind these stacks of paperwork. I am totally shitfiled. I'm going to lunch!"

by Tera Kelley May 1, 2009

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

shitfacing

posting on Facebook while drunk

I spent most of my night shitfacing.

by ringlord willie May 18, 2014

shitfuckassballsbitch

Well..it's shitfuckassballsbitch...what more needs to be said?

"WHO NEEDS AN EXACTLY ITS SHITFUCKASSBALLSBITCH!"

by Chica :3 May 15, 2015

shitfuck

When you miss the hole.

<< It has to be sad really short and fast>>

Person X: Ohh it feels so tight!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!

by CheperitoPepperoni March 27, 2017

Shitfuck

The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.

Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”

by Krazyyouknowwho May 3, 2023

Skyhigh Shitfuck

A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.

It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'

My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.

by nowyouseeme September 7, 2010