When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.
I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.
by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013
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When you are surprised to become aroused by something (most likely something rather unusual)
When you are surprised to become aroused by something (most likely something rather unusual)
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A surrofemme is a feminine gay male, with genuinely femme voice, emotions, and nurturing attributes that normally, ‘straight’ men and often married men are extremely attracted to over that of their moody and or butch real-woman wives. A surrofemme is stalked upon by lifelong ‘straight’ men in bars, craigslist, etc., and are extremely drawn to the ‘genuine feminine’ aspects, attributes, and loving intimate nature of this type of gay femme person. A surrofemme is often not transgender looking, but very feminine in speech and attitude, and feminine-starved straight & married men are highly drawn to such peoples. The term refers to a ‘surrogate femme’, and is a highly prized possession of the unhappy married straight male who is bereft of desired feminine personas in his life.
Bradley, married for 20 years, with 3 children, unhappy with his moody butch wife finally found true happiness with a gay male surrofemme. Surrofemmes are overloaded with straight married men’s emails who want to hang with them and be intimate, or even just talk with a genuine feminine personality, regardless that said person is a gay male. Surrofemme gay males are feminine personas to whom straights and married men are drawn, due to rapidly declining genuine femininity in the real world.
by kelly den adel November 6, 2010
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Suryani is a name for only sexy and huge humongous brained people. People named Suryani are literally one in a million. If you're named Suryani you are part of the smartest and funniest group people in the whole entire world. People named Suryani are also crazy rich and the best people to be friends with because of there countless positive qualities like smelling good. Everyone named Suryani better thank their parents for naming them such an amazing and unique name with such whimsical meaning.
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would rather go play in the delta then the ocean.
would rather go play in the delta then the ocean.
by WaterDog October 24, 2013
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