Suburbs

A boring place......for boring people.

You ever try living in the suburbs? It's like watching flies fuck.

So many kids in the suburbs play video games all day because their boring, paranoid parents won't let them have any fun outside.

by Super Crip April 10, 2009

suburbanista

a modern suburban housewife

Holly is a total suburbanista because she goes to the mall to get her nails done before picking up her son Bradford at soccer practice.

by lsequens January 3, 2009

Suburban Dog

Suburban dogs get afraid when it rains.
Suburban dogs bark at slow moving trains.
They'll run from their house and come back the same day.
Suburban dogs are in love with their chains.

Dude, you're a suburban dog.

by 87463986739 October 30, 2010

suburbaneck

Redneck-like people living in the aging suburbs of a major metro area. Typically identified by a dilapidated RV in the front or side yard, several quads or dirt bikes, lots of flannel and the older lifted pick up truck with camo seat covers blaring country music.

Did you see the suburbanecks that moved in next to the Smiths? Yeah I watched the dad mow the lawn with a weed wacker yesterday!

by PDXboy November 23, 2016

Suburban Dictionary

A dictionary of definitions and proper usage of "white" people words.

Guy 1: "Fuck does Tarnation mean?"

Guy 2: "I don't know fam check Suburban Dictionary."

by Atdefdis February 25, 2017

Suburb kid

Kids who where raised in the suburbs and act like the are from “the hood”

“Aye! Wsg g”
“Shut up you a suburb kid you ain’t from here”

by Bracefacelaylayduh January 26, 2022

Suburban Kid

A person from the suburbs that claims they are from the major city they live close to.

A person born and raised in the suburbs of a major city.

I'm not really from Chicago. I'm a Suburban Kid!

by Suburban Kid August 17, 2022